i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”
i stg if i ever become professional concept artist i will just draw all female aliens all the damn time and when they ask why i don’t make males i’ll just be like ‘well hur hur i don’t know how do you make a male of the species? give him HUGE dong?? give him power tools??’
"What if" Morrigan made horrible jokes with terrible timing?
- Morrigan: Knock knock.
- Morrigan: Who is there I wonder?
- Morrigan: Would you like me to tell you?
- Morrigan: Could it be Duncan? Come back from the dead?
- Morrigan: Or perhaps the king who you failed to protect?
- Morrigan: Mayhaps it is your loved one who died just before this!
- Morrigan: *whistles*
- Morrigan: No.
- Morrigan: Twas just the wind!
- Morrigan: No one would ever come to see you.
- Morrigan: Haha hoo!